41 Fun Quotes And Sayings

41 Fun Quotes and Sayings

41 Fun Quotes and Sayings

Here is the compilation of 41 best fun quotes and sayings.

  1. The road to success is always under construction.
  2. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
  3. My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.
  4. You can’t have everything…where would you put it?
  5. I wish my book of life was written in pencil …There are a few pages I would like to erase.
  6. When nothing goes right, go left.
  7. When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
  8. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
  9. The lessons of life are free, but they cost a lot.
  10. Life is like a train journey. Someone gets in, someone gets off, and someone switches the wagon.
  11. God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
  12. A cat in gloves catches no mice.
  13. You were looking good from afar. Now you’re far from looking good.
  14. All my life I thought air was free……until I bought a bag of chips.
  15. Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
  16. Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just kidding!” is my favorite.
  17. My life is all math. I am trying to add my income, subtract my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
  18. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
  19. Alarm Clocks: Every morning begins with a heart attack.
  20. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
  21. I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode.
  22. Hey I’ll be back in five minutes but if I’m not, just read this message again.
  23. With great power comes great electricity bill.
  24. I’m retired. Good bye tension, Hello pension.
  25. I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
  26. Man plans and God laughs.
  27. You never know what you have until you clean your room.
  28. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
  29. A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return.
  30. I try to be a nice person, but sometimes my mouth doesn’t cooperate.
  31. No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
  32. The decision to decide is a decision in itself.
  33. Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
  34. Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
  35. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
  36. I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation…twice a year.
  37. Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
  38. Cinderella is a proof that a pair of shoes can change your life.
  39. Of course women don’t work as hard as men. They get it right at the first time.
  40. The biggest lie I tell to myself is I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.
  41. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cakes.

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