45 Cute Relationship Status & Quotes To Make you Smile

45 Cute Relationship Status & Quotes To Make you Smile

Reading the below 45 Cute Relationship Status & Quotes will definitely bring Smile on your face.

  1. Marriage is the alliance of two people. One of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
  2. Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
  3. Relationship status: It’s complicated.
  4. Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.
  5. The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.
  6. Love = a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world.
  7. Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
  8. Taking back your ex is like buying your crap back from your own garage sale.
  9. If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap as you do, no matter how messed up it is, they’re your soul mate.
  10. How many animals in a home does it take to make a zoo? Let’s see….1.brother, 1.sister….
  11. You’ll know he’s someone special, when no matter what kind of mood you are in, he can always manage to make you smile.
  12. I like it when you smile. But I love it when I’m the reason.
  13. You are one of the reasons why I smile.
  14. I have a crush on your mind. I fell for your personality. Your looks are just a bonus.
  15. God is going to send someone into your life that will put a smile on your face every day.
  16. Your smile is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life.
  17. When he wanted to take her picture, He didn’t tell her to smile, but told her, “I love you” and her smile was more beautiful.
  18. Dear crush, I may not have the prettiest face for you to look at but I do promise I have the biggest heart to love you with.
  19. Today I caught myself smiling for no reasons…then I realized I was thinking about you.
  20. He’s the type of boy I’d make a sandwich for.
  21. Dear boys, one girl at a time. It’s a relationship not a group meeting.
  22. You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. If they’re wrapped around your throat she’s probably angry.
  23. Today’s Relationship: You can touch each other, but not each other’s phone.
  24. I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.— Rita Rudner
  25. If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
  26. When I miss you, I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
  27. They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage; it is love, after marriage, it is self defense.
  28. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
  29. Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
  30. There are only three things women needs in life: food, water, and compliments.
  31. Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, but not doing it because you’d miss them.
  32. Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
  33. You are somebody’s reason to smile.
  34. Smile, Happy looks good on you.
  35. I instantly smile when your name shows up on my phone.
  36. Smile. It will make him so jealous to see you’re happy without him.
  37. Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
  38. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? —Groucho Marx
  39. The key to a successful relationship is to clear your internet history.
  40. People who share their food with me have a special place in my heart.
  41. I know they say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, But I think you’re my nemo.
  42. I may not be the most important person in your life…I just hope when you hear my name, you smile and say that’s my friend.
  43. I love you so much that I’m willing to make funny faces in public just to see you smile.
  44. Always remember to be happy because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile.
  45. I’m happy for you! Is the hardest lie to tell when your old love found someone new.

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