Update your social media status with our collection of “150+ Funny Status Lines For WhatsApp” and be the reason that someone has a smile on their face because of you. Happy Reading!!
Most Hilarious Status Ever
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So, youβre checking my status
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Hey there! WhatsApp is using me.
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Battery low, please disturb later.
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Hey, you are reading my status again?
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WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status?
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Not always Available. Try your luck.
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For Sale: BRAIN. Used less, Perfect working condition!
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SALARY β Something which comes at 2G speed and goes away at 4G speed.
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Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, theyβll start using it.
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If you canβt convince them confuse them.
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Please God if you canβt make me slim make my friends FAT!!!
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I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
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I have not failed. Iβve just found 10000 ways that wonβt work.
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If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
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My βlast seen atβ was just to check your βlast seen atβ.
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Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up!
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I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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It may look like Iβm doing nothing, but in my head Iβm quite busy.
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I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended. Please be patient I will get to you shortly. LolΒ π
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Having one child makes you a parent; Having two you are a referee.
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Did anyone ever notice that βSTUDYINGβ is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
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Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
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Iβm not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.
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Relax, itβs the weekend, just donβt blink or it will be all over.
Funny Short Status for Selfies
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Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror!
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If youβre going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.
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I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
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My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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I didnβt lose my mindβ¦ I just sold it online!
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Iβm born to express, not to impress.
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Iβm so poor I canβt even pay attention!
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I donβt go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
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Iβm not crazy, I prefer the term mentally hilarious.
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I am not single; Iβm just Romantically Challenged.
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Donβt try to fix me Iβm not broken.
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Talking to myself because I am my own consultant.
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Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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Iβm physically, emotionally and mentally exhausted.
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Physically Mentally Emotionally TIRED.
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Every time I have my picture taken; I get hungry because I hear βcheeseβ so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
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I love sleeping but I never want to go to sleep early.
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At night, I canβt sleep. In the morning, I canβt wake up.
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I love finding money in my clothes. Itβs like a gift to me from me.
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Donβt worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
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My road to success is always under construction.
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I Smile Because I have No Idea Whatβs Going on!
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Iβm more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.
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Iβm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
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Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
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My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
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I wish my wallet came with free refills.
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Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90-year-old, the body of a 20-year-old, and the energy of a 3-year-old.
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Take my advice, I donβt use it anyway.
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Yes of course I am athletic⦠I surf the Internet every day.
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Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So, itβs fun.
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I follow the quote, βAlways be true to yourselfβ because I only lie to others!
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Dear problems⦠Please give me some discount⦠I am your regular customer.
Cute Couple WhatsApp Status
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Never laugh at your wifeβs choices. Youβre one of them.
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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is βSalary is Creditedβ!
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You can never buy love but still, you have to pay for it.
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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You can either be right, or you can be the husband.
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In my house Iβm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
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Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship. :p
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Womenβs apology: Iβm sorry, but it was your fault.
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Happiness is when βlast seen atβ changes to βonlineβ and then to βtypingβ
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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
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Brain: Be patient. Heart: Until when?
WhatsApp Status with a piece of advice
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If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
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Smiles are contagious⦠Be a carrier!
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Do not be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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Dear stress, letβs break up.
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Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
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Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.
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When Youβre Downie Eat a Brownie!
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When nothing goes right, go left.
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If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
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Life is too short. Donβt waste it reading my WhatsApp status.
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Hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. Wanna know a secret? Youβre beautiful. Donβt ever give up.
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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The richer you get; the more expensive happiness becomes.
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If Plan A fails, remember that you have 25 letters left.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
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Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
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Donβt trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar!!
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Some people are like clouds. When they go away, itβs a brighter day.
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Itβs funny how people say they miss you, but donβt even make an effort to see you or speak to you.
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If nobody hates you, then you are doing something boring.
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When a door closes, another door should open, but if it doesnβt then go in through the window.
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Sometimes, life gives you a second chance because just maybe the first time you werenβt ready.
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Always Give 100%, Unless Youβre Donating Blood.
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I Was reminded that my blood type is BE POSITIVE!
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I am blood type O-positive, which I remember by staying βoptimistic positive.β
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Itβs not the fault of the mirror if you donβt like your reflection.
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
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Never judge the book by its movie.
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Itβs always the wrong person who teaches you the right things in life.
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When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wi-Fi so people will visit more often.
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Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you.
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Minds are like parachutes β they only function when open.
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A man in not rewarded for having a brain but for using it well.
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A wise man can always be found alone. A weak man can always be found in a crowd.
Funny Lazy Quotes and Statuses
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Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.
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The only thing I gained so far in this year is weight!
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I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
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β3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Todayβ
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Exercise? I Thought You Said Extra Fries!
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Life taught me a lot of lessons, but I bunked those classes too
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I really should do something with my life⦠maybe tomorrow.
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I made a huge to do list for today. I just canβt figure out whoβs going to do it.
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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately, she is a mother and we should respectΒ her!
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I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
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I love my job only when Iβm on vacation.
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
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Iβm too lazy to stop being lazy.
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Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy saving mode.
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Iβm not lazy, I prefer the term βselective participationβ.
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Iβm not lazy, Iβm just very relaxed.
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Iβm not running away from hard work, Iβm too lazy to run.
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! Heβs dreaming too.
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I donβt need a hair stylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
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My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
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Sorry, I canβt go to work tomorrow, I fractured my motivation.
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My boss told me to have a good day⦠So, I went home.
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The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
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My prince is not coming on a white horseβ¦ Heβs obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
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Choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.
Best Angry Status with Attitude
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
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Say it to my face, not through your status.
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Hey you! yeah, Iβm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
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Stop checking my status better you have your own.
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Donβt play stupid with me, Iβm better at it!
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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
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I let my haters be my motivators.
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Iβm just a mirror for you, you are good, Iβm best, you are bad, Iβm worst.
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I donβt have time to hate the people who hate me because Iβm busy loving the people who love me.
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I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings.
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I wish I could mute people in real life.
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If you are reading this then Iβm sure you have nothing to do in your life.
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One mistake and everyone judges you.
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I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself that I never knew about.
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I know who I am, you have no need to explain.
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Iβm a sweet lil Girl, but if you make me mad, remember I always have a pocketful of crazy waiting to come out!!
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We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.
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May my haters live long to see my success.
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Itβs funny how when Iβm loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when Iβm quiet, people ask me whatβs wrong with me.
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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
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I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
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I donβt follow others; I only follow my orders because I am my own boss.
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Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
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Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong.
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Itβs alright if you donβt agree with meβ¦ I canβt force you to be right.
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If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
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Donβt follow me because I donβt even know where Iβm going.
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I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
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If someone hates you for no reason give them a reason.
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I am not changed itβs just I grew up and you should try too.
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I know I am awesome, so I donβt care about your opinion.
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I canβt believe I work this hard to be this poor.
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I was born intelligent, but education ruined me.
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I donβt need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.
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The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots.
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