205 Funny Captions for Selfies

205 Funny Captions for Selfies

Looking for funny captions for Selfies / funny Instagram captions? We have got some of the Best funny captions for selfies below. These captions are simply cool and hilarious. Feel free to pick the ones you like and use it as a caption for your picture on any social media. Happy Reading..!!

1. If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
2. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
2. The only nation I’m visiting this spring is imagination
3. All dressed up with nowhere to go
4. I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
5. Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.
6. You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house
7. When the sun goes down, I glow up
8. Weather forecast for tonight: Dark
9. They say don’t try this at home… so I went to my friend’s home!

10. We all have that one friend…

11. For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
12. When I feel like giving up on my dreams, I keep sleeping!
13. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
14. Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.
15. If I had to describe my personality, I’d say good looking.
16. Student + dying = Studying.
17. A selfie a day keeps the friends away
18. I don’t work on Fridays, I make appearances.
19. We made it, it’s Friday!
20. Friday feelings on Tuesday
21. Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
22. Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
23. Another fine day ruined by responsibilities…
24. Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome
25. My brain has too many tabs open
26. All the best people are crazy
27. LOVE is being stupid together
28. Happiness is taking silly pictures with you
29. Behind every successful selfie, there are 99 failed and deleted shots
30. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman
31. Behind every successful women is herself
32. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
33. Personality cannot be photo shopped. Get your own.
34. You can’t airbrush personality
35. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
36. I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome!
37. I’m not fat. I’m just much easier to see.
38. Don’t worry BEACH happy
39. Mentally on the beach
40. Have a cup of PositiviTea!
41. Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be
42. Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit
43. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror
44. I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
45. Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
46. This selfie is so good, I can’t believe it’s me.
47. When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
48. I’m printing this selfie and putting it on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star.
49. Sending my selfie to NASA, because I am a star!
50. I think like a proton – Always positive!
51. My hair is the crown I never take off
52. Messy bun and having fun
53. Life isn’t perfect. But my hair is!
54. Crazy hair, don’t care
55. Your hair is 90% of your selfie
56. That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific.
57. My mood depends on how good my hair looks
58. I woke up like this
59. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
60. To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
61. Be happy, it drives people crazy.
62. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

63. Masterpiece under construction

64. But first, let me take a selfie
65. Selfies show us what we look like, not who we are
66. This is the most magical picture you’ll ever see in your life
67. I have no selfie control
68. But first, let me take 40 selfies until choosing one that actually works
69. We’re all born a little crazy some of us just choose to stay that way
70. Today I will be as useless as the g in lasagna
71. Weekend, please don’t leave me
72. 50 Shades of summer
73. Forever in love with the sun
74. 90% happy, 10% burnt
75. Sad to see you go summer
76. Find me under the palms
77. Don’t let your eyes be blinded by my handsomeness
78. Time to witness the handsome!
79. Sizzling hot!
80. Fresher than you
81. New look, same mistakes
82. Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight.
83. Today is officially under construction
84. They say nobody’s perfect. Guess what? I’m nobody.
85. Stop thinking take selfies
86. Embrace the glorious mess that you are!
87. It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
88. Find me where the wild things are!
89. If you have eyes, look at me now!
90. I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me
91. Fairies are real… they are called sisters.
92. I hate you but I love you because you’re basically me
93. Felt cute, might delete later…
94. May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even
95. Keep your heels, head, and standards high
96. Chin Up, So Your Crown Won’t Slip
97. This princess needs no prince!
98. Cinderella never asked for a prince
99. My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you
100. Gonna party like my birthday… Oh wait, it is!
101. On this day, a queen was born. Happy Birthday to me!
102. A year wiser
103. Having my cake and eating it too
104. I’m officially [Age]!
105. Experience level : [Age]
106. Time to drink champagne and stand on tables
107. Age and glasses of wine should never be counted
108. Take a ride on my energy
109. I was born to shine
110. Some people grow up, I glow up
111. I don’t sweat, I sparkle
112. If I was funny, I would have a good selfie caption
113. I call this the ‘hey, at least I tried’ selfie
114. The cat made me do it, I swear!
115. My dog dared me to do this selfie
116. In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic
117. Catch a glimpse
118. Just a pic of me being an idiot
119. I don’t work on weekends or any other day that ends with “Y”
120. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
121. Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
122. Mirror: You look amazing today. Camera: Nope, you don’t!
123. The only person I dress to impress is me
124. Leaving a bit of sparkle everywhere I go
125. I sparkle from the inside out
126. I’m a selfie royalty. Now bow before your queen!
127. I’m a selfie lord. Bow before your king!
128. It takes a long time to grow young

129. One day, I hope to become a grown up

130. Why so serious?
131. Make them stop and stare!
132. No job is complete until the selfie is posted
133. Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies
134. Who run the world? GIRLS
135. Happiness is homemade
136. Icons are born not made
137. Proceed with caution!
138. I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
139. No titles, just vibes
140. Always classy, never trashy and a little bit sassy
141. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!
142. I apologize for anything I post while hungry
143. I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
144. Not heartless, just using my heart less
145. When nothing goes right, go left
146. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
147. Do not disturb brilliant minds at work!
148. The road to success is always under construction
149. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
150. You can never buy love, but still you have to pay for it
151. I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands
152. I just rolled my eyes so hard I saw my brain
153. I think you are lacking vitamin ME!
154. Does my sparkle burn your eyes?
155. Did I make your heart skip a bit?
156. I hope our smiles look better than yours
157. Some of my favorite humans
158. Not sure who’s crazier!
159. She is my best friend. If you break her heart. I will break your face.
160. When I fell for you, I fell Hard
161. Even the leaves fall for you
162. The best selfies are the ones that aren’t
163. Proof that I can do selfies better than you
164. Believe in your SELFIE
165. There’s always a wild side to an innocent face
166. Go wild for a while
167. WARNING: You may fall in love with my face
168. Confidence level: selfie with no filter
169. This is my pretty hungry face
170. Sweeter than honey!
171. Lips of honey, Eyes of fire
172. I can resist everything except temptation.
173. Be a cupcake in a world of muffins
174. It’s wine o’clock!
175. There’s no “we” in fries
176. Dare to be a doughnut in a world full of plain bagels.

177. A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world!

178. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!
179. Wine + dinner = winner
180. Good Food, Good Mood
181. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee
182. Life is better with a coffee in hand
183. When things go wrong, coffee helps
184. You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach
185. Life is a soup and I’m a fork!
186. When you’re downie eat a brownie
187. Never settle for just one scoop
188. Ice cream / Chocolate is cheaper than therapy
189. Espresso yourself!
190. How Do I Feel When There Is No Coffee? Depresso!
191. I can’t be awesome with an empty stomach
192. I could be so skinny, If I didn’t have my taste buds
193. I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it
194. I am a foodie. I’m not afraid to say it.
195. I will eat just one, I swear
196. I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
197. I wish, I could donate my body fat to those in need
198. Home is wherever the food is
199. Reality called, so I hung up!
200. Thanks to filters, I always look one year younger.
201. I’m not getting older. I’m getting better.
202. I’m not Weird I’m Limited Edition!
203. I’m not lazy, just relaxed!
204. I’m probably going to regret this (in 3…2…1…)
205. Posting this to make everyone else feel better about themselves. You’re welcome.
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