30 Humorous quotes about marriage
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
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WOMEN marry men hoping they will change. MEN marry women hoping they will not.
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Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who can’t take care of himself.
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Marriage is a Workshop…the husband works and the wife shops.
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Marriage is the only war where you can sleep with the enemy.
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
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Marriage is a public toilet, those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: Engagement ring, Wedding ring and Suffering.
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remember anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
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Wedding rings are the world’s smallest cuffs!
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Never laugh at your wife choices. You are one of them…
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The words for a successful marriage: I’m sorry …It’s my fault.
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A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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Marriages is like going to a restaurant with your choice from the menu, and then look at neighbor table and wish you would ordered that…
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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When you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don’t hesitate a minute. Marry Him.
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Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone for rest of your life?
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The most important four words for a successful marriage: I’ll do the dishes.
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Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.
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Marriage- a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
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Marriage lets you annoy special person for the rest of your life.
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My husband thinks I’m crazy but I’m not the one who married me.
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I thought I was stupid until I got married. My stupidity was confirmed.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his check book open.
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It’s funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.-Robert Frost
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Chess says everything about the husband and wife. The king has to take things one step at a time, while the queen can do whatever she wants.
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After marriage, my husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside.
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Marriage is when a man loses his BACHELORS DEGREE and a woman gets her MASTER DEGREE.
