150+ Funny Status Lines For Whatsapp

150+ Funny Status Lines For Whatsapp

Update your status with this collection of “150+ Funny Status Lines For WhatsApp” and be the reason that someone has a smile on their face today. Happy Reading!!

Most Hilarious Status Ever

  • So, you’re checking my status
  • Hey there! WhatsApp is using me.
  • Battery low, please disturb later.
  • Hey, you are reading my status again?
  • WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status?
  • Not always Available. Try your luck.
  • For Sale: BRAIN. Used less, Perfect working condition!
  • SALARY – Something which comes at 2G speed and goes away at 4G speed.
  • Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
  • If you can’t convince them confuse them.
  • Please God if you can’t make me slim make my friends FAT!!!
  • I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
  • I have not failed. I’ve just found 10000 ways that won’t work.
  • If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.
  • Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up!
  • I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  • It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
  • I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended. Please be patient I will get to you shortly. Lol 😉
  • Having one child makes you a parent; Having two you are a referee.
  • Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
  • Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
  • I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.
  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.
  • Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.

Funny Short Status for Selfies

  • Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror!
  • If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  • The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.
  • I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
  • My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
  • I didn’t lose my mind… I just sold it online!
  • I’m born to express, not to impress.
  • I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!
  • I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
  • I’m not crazy, I prefer the term mentally hilarious.
  • I am not single; I’m just Romantically Challenged.
  • Don’t try to fix me I’m not broken.
  • Talking to myself because I am my own consultant.
  • Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
  • I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
  • I’m physically, emotionally and mentally exhausted.
  • Physically Mentally Emotionally TIRED.
  • Every time I have my picture taken; I get hungry because I hear ‘cheese’ so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
  • I love sleeping but I never want to go to sleep early.
  • At night, I can’t sleep. In the morning, I can’t wake up.
  • I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me from me.
  • Don’t worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
  • My road to success is always under construction.
  • I Smile Because I have No Idea What’s Going on!
  • I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.
  • I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
  • Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
  • My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
  • I wish my wallet came with free refills.
  • Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90-year-old, the body of a 20-year-old, and the energy of a 3-year-old.
  • Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
  • Yes of course I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.
  • Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So, it’s fun.
  • I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
  • Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.

Cute Couple WhatsApp Status

  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.
  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”!
  • You can never buy love but still, you have to pay for it.
  • Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
  • You can either be right, or you can be the husband.
  • In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  • The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
  • Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship. :p
  • Women’s apology: I’m sorry, but it was your fault.
  • Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”
  • Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
  • Brain: Be patient. Heart: Until when?

WhatsApp Status with a piece of advice

  • If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
  • Smiles are contagious… Be a carrier!
  • Do not be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
  • When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
  • Dear stress, let’s break up.
  • Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
  • Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.
  • When You’re Downie Eat a Brownie!
  • When nothing goes right, go left.
  • If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status.
  • Hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. Wanna know a secret? You’re beautiful. Don’t ever give up.
  • Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
  • The richer you get; the more expensive happiness becomes.
  • If Plan A fails, remember that you have 25 letters left.
  • Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
  • Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
  • Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar!!
  • Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
  • It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you or speak to you.
  • If nobody hates you, then you are doing something boring.
  • When a door closes, another door should open, but if it doesn’t then go in through the window.
  • Sometimes, life gives you a second chance because just maybe the first time you weren’t ready.
  • Always Give 100%, Unless You’re Donating Blood.
  • I Was reminded that my blood type is BE POSITIVE!
  • I am blood type O-positive, which I remember by staying ‘optimistic positive.’
  • It’s not the fault of the mirror if you don’t like your reflection.
  • A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
  • Never judge the book by its movie.
  • It’s always the wrong person who teaches you the right things in life.
  • When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wi-Fi so people will visit more often.
  • Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you.
  • Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
  • A man in not rewarded for having a brain but for using it well.
  • A wise man can always be found alone. A weak man can always be found in a crowd.

Funny Lazy Quotes and Statuses

  • Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.
  • The only thing I gained so far in this year is weight!
  • I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
  • If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
  • “3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Today”
  • Exercise? I Thought You Said Extra Fries!
  • Life taught me a lot of lessons, but I bunked those classes too
  • I really should do something with my life… maybe tomorrow.
  • I made a huge to do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
  • Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately, she is a mother and we should respect her!
  • I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
  • I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
  • I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
  • I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
  • I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
  • I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He’s dreaming too.
  • I don’t need a hair stylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
  • I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
  • My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
  • Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
  • Sorry, I can’t go to work tomorrow, I fractured my motivation.
  • My boss told me to have a good day… So, I went home.
  • The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
  • My prince is not coming on a white horse… He’s obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
  • Choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

Best Angry Status with Attitude

  • Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
  • Say it to my face, not through your status.
  • Hey you! yeah, I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
  • Stop checking my status better you have your own.
  • Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it!
  • I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
  • I let my haters be my motivators.
  • I’m just a mirror for you, you are good, I’m best, you are bad, I’m worst.
  • I don’t have time to hate the people who hate me because I’m busy loving the people who love me.
  • I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings.
  • I wish I could mute people in real life.
  • If you are reading this then I’m sure you have nothing to do in your life.
  • One mistake and everyone judges you.
  • I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself that I never knew about.
  • I know who I am, you have no need to explain.
  • I’m a sweet lil Girl, but if you make me mad, remember I always have a pocketful of crazy waiting to come out!!
  • We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.
  • May my haters live long to see my success.
  • It’s funny how when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong with me.
  • Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
  • I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
  • I don’t follow others; I only follow my orders because I am my own boss.
  • Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
  • I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
  • It’s alright if you don’t agree with me… I can’t force you to be right.
  • If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
  • Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.
  • I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
  • If someone hates you for no reason give them a reason.
  • I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
  • I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.
  • I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor.
  • I was born intelligent, but education ruined me.
  • I don’t need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.
  • The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots.

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  1. All of them are amazingly awesome 😍😍😍😍………………eh…… I’m too lazy to think of anything else….. Lol 😂

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