Appalachia Quotes

You are not a handgun. More like a pellet gun. Maybe even a slingshot.

If it ran, a Bean would eat it. If it fell, a Bean would eat it.

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.

Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through, Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through. He'd lay in bed 'til the morning came, but the devil'd visit him just the same. Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through.