Philosophical Humor Quotes

I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.

To be, or not to be: what a question!

Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.

Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.