30 Humorous Quotes about Work

30 Humorous Quotes about Work

 30 Humorous Quotes about Work

  1. “If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.”

  2. “I Love my job only when I’m on vacation.”

  3. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”

  4. “Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.”

  5. “Your work is to discover your work and then with all your heart to give yourself to it.”

  6. “The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.”

  7. “A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.”

  8. “Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.”

  9. “People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.”

  10. “No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.”

  11. “Nothing will work unless you do.”

  12. “You are what you do. If you do boring, stupid, monotonous work, chances 
are you’ll end up boring, stupid, and monotonous.”

  13. “I don’t work on weekends, or any other day that ends with “Y”.”

  14. “I don’t mind coming to work but this eight hour wait to go home is just bullshit.”

  15. “I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”

  16. “When my boss told me this is the fifth time I’m late, I smiled and thought to myself, it’s Friday.”

  17. “Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.”

  18. “I put my heart and soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.”

  19. “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”

  20. “To be successful, the first thing to do is fall in love with your work.”

  21. “You don’t work – you don’t have money to live, you work – there’s no time to live.”

  22. “My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.”

  23. “I work to buy a car to go to work.”

  24. “Sorry I can’t go to work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation.”

  25. “Stay an hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive 9.05 and everyone loses their minds.”

  26. “When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45. When you’re at work and its 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 2:31.”

  27. “I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.”

  28. “The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.”

  29. “I do not like work even when someone else does it.”

  30. “Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.”

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