Ben Elton Quotes

The internet was supposed to liberate knowledge, but in fact it buried it, first under a vast sewer of ignorance, laziness, bigotry, superstition and filth and then beneath the cloak of political surveillance. Now...cyberspace exists exclusively to promote commerce, gossip and pornography. And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.

They were the Saturday Club, a secret society of which only the four of them were aware and which none other could join.

The worst thing about being a great power is when you're not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.