Daniel Handler Quotes

I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort.

All over the world are particular people, and you could be happy with probably five or six of them, eight if you're bisexual and everyone is.

The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wouldn't have gotten it, Ed, I thought, watching her go. It's why we broke up, so here it is. Ed, how could you?

You know I want to be a directos, but you could never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed, is why we broke up.

Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be the one feeling better.

We thought we had time. I waved but couldn't answer, because I was finally letting myself grin as wide as I'd wanted all afternoon, all evening, every sec of every minute with you, Ed. Shit, I guess I already loved you then.