Dark Jar Tin Zoo Quotes

She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of those may or may not have been true. It’s kind of hard to tell, because to be honest, I wasn’t listening.

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.

I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed.

I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.