Heather Chapple Quotes

I believe that sexual offenders and predators should be released…as long as it is mandatory they get to move into the house next door to the judge that released them.

Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don’t work out as they expected.

The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are the ones who get to clean up all the poop (stains and toilet bowl swirls included) that is provided by every family member living in the house until they die.

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.

I would love to be on a Real Housewives from somewhere reality show. Then I could show all those women how the rest of our society gets to do it.