Kathy Bryson Quotes

Take some advice from an old farmer. You’re in business now. Take the money. You’d be amazed at how many don’t want to pay.

Now, where had I heard drinking and brawling before? Oh right, Ashley’s father. Well, I wasn’t doing that again.

I heard ‘naked’ and ‘full of hot air.’ I try not to let that be my first impression of anyone.

Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?

Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

That’s not Eire. Everyone always thinks that, but we’re not shamrocks and wee men. You should know the difference.

I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend’s house.

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

It was never just about the money.

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry?

This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!