Nicki Elson Quotes

The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

Free drinks have no carbs.

Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.

One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.

I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.

You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?