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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
Robert Orben
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Robert Orben
Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans football fans hockey fans and gardeners.
Robert Orben
I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.
Robert Orben