Quotes by Professional Golfers

My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away as long as I'm not enjoying it.

Pain and suffering are inevitable in our lives, but misery is an option

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.