Brandon Sanderson Quotes

I like visiting people in prison. I can say whatever I want to them, and they can’t do anything about it.

Does the king know you're back?""Nope! I'm trying to think of a properly dramatic way to inform him. Perhaps a hundred chasmfiends marching in unison, singing an ode to my magnificence.""That sounds… hard.""Yeah, the storming things have real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation.""I have no idea what you just said.""Yeah, the storming things have real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation.

Two blind men waited at the end of an era, contemplating beauty.

If the afterlife really is a big war,” Kaladin said, “then I hope I end up in Damnation. At least there I might be able to get a wink or two of sleep.

Lightsong had never bothered to learn the rules.He found it more amusing to play when he had no idea what he was doing.

Doing something brave is much like saying something stupid. You rarely plan on it happening.

Most people are surprised to hear how they really sound, as the American media uses the call of the red-tailed hawk when showing an eagle. They don’t think the eagle sounds regal enough. And so we lie to ourselves about the very identity of our national icon . . .

I ain't grouchy,” Teft snapped. “I just have a low threshold for stupidity.