Ogden Nash Quotes

Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I am tarred and feathered with Time.

How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle,And it is the result of a certain turbulence in the mind and an uncertain burbulence in the middle.What was it, anyway, that angry thing that flew at me?I am unused to banshees crying Boo at me.Your wife can’t be a banshee—Or can she?