Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

Dating a wo/man with a kid is the new adoption.
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Saying that someone is full of themselves is silly. Who else can one be full of … except self?
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Though people sort of need your permission to talk to you, they do not really need one to talk about you.
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We seldom learn much from someone with whom we agree.
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Juice is a poor man’s dessert.
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Knowing more than someone does not necessarily mean that you know every single thing they know.
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Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.
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Creating is the closest thing to being immortal.
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Procrastination threatens critics’ livelihood.
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We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
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Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.
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Leftovers are less tasty if they were left over by someone else, unless you are poor.
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A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.
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Closing one’s eyes when praying doesn’t increase the odds of the prayer being answered. It merely decreases the odds of being distracted.
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There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live.
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A ‘normal person’ is what is left after society has squeezed out all unconventional opinions and aspirations out of a human being.
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Nothing matters when you are dead, and, you are dead when nothing matters.
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There’s no such thing as a good or bad person: there are just people who have each been or seem to have been good or bad to you, someone, or some people, thus far.
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One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.
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There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
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When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed.
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Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.
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Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
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In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist.
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The pleasure or the benefit that the object of our deed derives from it is every now and then greater or even more important than the one we derive from the deed.
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Ownership breeds slavery: with every single thing that you acquire, comes a new worry of not losing that thing.
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Not every happy person is rich, and, Not every rich person is happy.
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Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.
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Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.
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Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.
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Sunglasses are more useful to a blind man than freedom of speech is to a man who does not think for himself.
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With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind.
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Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.
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Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge.
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We are not as important to most people as we are to ourselves. As a matter of fact, we are—to most people—not important at all.
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Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.
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Chomie' is South African homosexual men’s unofficial name.
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Plagiarism is the fear of a blank page.
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We owe some of our successes to people who did not want to help us more than we do to those who have helped us.
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Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.
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Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health.
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To halve the number of times that other people hurt you: halve the number of expectations that you have from other people.
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Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.
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A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.
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Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.
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People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
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People who complain about something that they cannot do anything about are as irritating as those who complain about something that they can do something about.
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Some artists benefit less from being interviewed than they do from being left alone.
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Though you can love what you do not master, you cannot master what you do not love.
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Those who say that money can’t buy one love make it sound as if love can buy one money.
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Overrated is order.
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It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.
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To evade arrogance, remind yourself (from time to time) that your talent or success could have been better. To be thankful, remind yourself (every now and then) that your illness or failure could have been worse.
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An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant.
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Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.
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Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.
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Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.
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Weekends are an employee’s parole.
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The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.
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Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.
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