Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 2

Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.

Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc.

The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you raising?’ are not identical in all cases: some men are not taking care of their own children, some are knowingly or unknowingly raising other men’s children, and some do not even know that they each have a child, another child, or other children.

Sometimes it is the reader that sucks, not the book.

We sometimes reveal how ignorant or bored we were when we read a book by giving it 5-stars.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that fell for her man.

Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's financial aspirations, and, working-hours.

Speaking about work isn’t working.

We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video).

12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.

Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper.

People who get offended by your not saying 'Thank you!' … after they’ve paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be thanked.

Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.

Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit.

With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.

Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.

Faeces by any other name would smell as gross

In a materialistic society, the dead body of a rich man’s dog is regarded as a corpse; that of a poor man, a carcass.

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.

We preoccupy ourselves with what we had — or what we want to have — at the expense of what we have.

Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.

He who says that someone isn’t himself is a victim of statistics.

To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.

Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.

Science gave us forensics. Law gave us crime.

In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.

Growing up is childish.

Free is he who is reputable for not being fearful of losing his reputation.

Some people respect some people only because some people respect them.

Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.

To put an arrogant 'famous' singer in her place: pretend to be deaf.

A specialist’s mind is a slave to his specialization.

To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing.

To masturbate is to imagine: physically.

The boring thing with taking a walk with someone is that your thoughts are then dictated by the subject or subjects of your conversation and that is made worse by the fact that most sane people are terrified of silence whenever they are with or near someone.

A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.

Today, the world rewards those with creative and intellectual muscles. So, women and skinny men need to shut up and start thinking.

Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.

Employment was invented to make education seem useful.

When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).

The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.

Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.

Happiness is a temporary recurring human experience.

Whoever that came up with the idea of people having to have 'a dream' sure knew how to keep these creatures called human beings preoccupied.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.

Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than their neighbours.

When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made.

In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that has left her man for another.

I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all.