Assholes Quotes

Three things lit her match without fail—abusive assholes, idiots who didn’t use their turn signals, and unannounced shifters moving in on her territory.

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.

And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone.

He was too busy checking out and checking in, making and breaking plans, buying and losing cell phones, playing computer games and pool, looking at stock quotes, and living the chaotic life that effectively took up all his energy and time.