Comic Strip Mama Quotes

MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!

MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!

I don’t need a personal trainer… I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I’m not supposed to!