Pun Quotes

Homo Cannot Erectus

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.