James Hauenstein Quotes

If you think that American Capitalism is the most dangerous Institution in the World, it just goes to show, that you haven't partied like there is no tomorrow with the fun loving posse of The Islamic Republic of Iran, North Korea, The Taliban, or ISIS. They all party off the hook!

I loved Verti. Until she jumped. That is when I felt Vertigo.

The reason I might forget something is because my mind is like a computer. I have so much useless stuff stored up in there, that when I forget to clean out my Mind's Cache, it has no room for new information. Like wearing pants!

I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.

My body is like a Temple in Nepal. It is sacred, but has a lot of damage from the earthquake of my youth!

Life experiences shared with a friend will turn into memories to be enjoyed.

I have tried to live my life with no regrets. Because regrets will become guilt in some cases, and guilt eats away at your sanity.

Sitting there, it is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!