James Hauenstein Quotes

I try to pray everyday or every night to thank my Personal Lord for all that he has given me, all that he is giving me, and all that he will give me.

If you think that American Capitalism is the most dangerous Institution in the World, it just goes to show, that you haven't partied like there is no tomorrow with the fun loving posse of The Islamic Republic of Iran, North Korea, The Taliban, or ISIS. They all party off the hook!

Hate is a powerful emotion. It can take over a sane man's mind and cloud it with insanity.

I loved Verti. Until she jumped. That is when I felt Vertigo.

The reason I might forget something is because my mind is like a computer. I have so much useless stuff stored up in there, that when I forget to clean out my Mind's Cache, it has no room for new information. Like wearing pants!

I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.

My body is like a Temple in Nepal. It is sacred, but has a lot of damage from the earthquake of my youth!

People think I am younger then I really am,because I act so immature.