Terry Pratchett Quotes

Before you can kill the monster you have to say its name.

Always face what you fear. Have just enough money, never too much, and some string. Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility. Witches deal with things. Never stand between two mirrors. Never cackle. Do what you must do. Never lie, but you don’t always have to be honest. Never wish. Especially don’t wish upon a star, which is astronomically stupid. Open your eyes, and then open your eyes again.

He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.

Quick, someone's coming! Look real!

It's not lying when you do it to officers!

(...) perfectly ordinary books, printed on commonplace paper in mundane ink. It would be a mistake to think that they weren't also dangerous, just because reading them didn't make fireworks go off in the sky. Reading them sometimes did the more dangerous trick of making fireworks go off in the privacy of the reader's brain.

When you break rules, break 'em good and hard

You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage.