Laugh Quotes

My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.

When was the last time you had a good belly-shaking-tear-jerking-snot-producing laugh?That long?

Those who achieve the extraordinary are usually the most ordinary because they have nothing to prove to anybody. Be Humble.

Wouldn’t you like to know,” I smiled. “I travel. Shit happens.

In every aspect of life, be true to who you are. There is no need to communicate subliminally. If you believe in your words or actions, then express yourself completely. Live, Laugh, & Love without regrets.

To laugh continually is to never laugh at all. For it takes the periodic sound of sorrow from which to distinguish the sound of joy.

But you know, as I do, that the storm will passAnd that the implacable sun doesn't simply stopWhen obscured by a dark, pernicious cloud,Which is why I know I'll return to your house-On a Sunday that's there on the calendar-And laugh with you over a glass of grappa.

My grandma said to me, Lailah; ‘You laugh while sleeping

People who stop laughing are always the ones who get hurt.

Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size.

Transform into your dream.

The freedom of the open road is seductive, serendipitous and absolutely liberating.

You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?”“Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.”“Old people can kill people too.”“I know, but…”“She could be a ninja.”“She’s not a ninja, for God’s sake. She’s somebody’s great grandmother.”“I want you to think carefully about this, Kenny. Have you ever seen her with a sword?”“What?”“How about throwing stars?”“This is ridiculous.”“Have you ever seen her dressed up as a ninja? That would have been my first clue.”The girl sucked in her cheeks so she wouldn't laugh out loud.

The best way to treat obstacles is to use them as stepping-stones. Laugh at them, tread on them, and let them lead you to something better.

Sometimes we focus too much on the lyrics that we forget to dance to the music. And sometimes we dance to the music and don't listen to the lyrics. Let the rhythm guide you. Let the lyrics inspire you.

Your laughter : the drugThat cures my emotional infection

Your smile can heal thousands; but your anger can kill millions. Your "hand-shake" can encourage tens of people while your "finger-pointing" can turn ten thousands away from you!

The trouble with you people is that you don't laugh enough.

Find 100 reasons to laugh. You are bound to feel better, you will cope with problems more effectively and people will enjoy being around you. Besides unhappiness, what do you have to lose?

Who's got the last laugh now?If you will pardon the expression.

Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter how long it's been since you last heard one.

life is delicate, its fragile, it's a precious thing. you never know when you're going to lose it. Live life when you can because you never know which second will be your last.

Never quit on life, keep fighting your way through it.

If you can't laugh at yourself, don't worry others will…!

Sometimesthe things that make you cryare more beautifulthan the thingsthat make you laugh.

Cry when you have to and laugh when you must.

The moment you feel joy, the moment you laugh and change your perception, you change your immunity, your body chemistry, and your whole well-being.

Every day, live in a way that honors who you are.

And Peter laughed, and when he did, all the Devils grinned, because Peter's laugh was a most contagious thing.

If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans...

God's everywhere.So remember when you go to the toilet not to laugh.

We laughed the way that only people who carry each other back from Hell can laugh when they finally get a hunger for the future once again.

Laughter is a tangible evidence of hope.

With you it's different, There isn't a catostrophic emotion of endorphines, but there is a silent feeling of contentment & peace. I won't deny I have my fears, but your worth the discovery.

We seem to live in a world where you have to walk around grinning like a loon. I can’t understand all the fuss about Mona Lisa painting, everyone wondering why she’s not smiling, if she’s depressed or heartbroken. No, she was just normal!Emotions are always extreme these days: you either have to be crying with laughter or crying in pain. No wonder water levels are rising. It’s not global warming, it’s all the tears from crying.

I break out laughing. I frown.I yell and scream. Sometimes,if one jokes and giggles,one causes war.So I hide how tickled I am.Tears well up in my eyes.My body is a large city.Much grieving in one sector.I live in another part.Lakewater.Something on fire over here.I am sour when you are sour,sweet when you are sweet.You are my face and my back.Only through you can I knowthis back-scratching pleasure.Now people the likes of you and Icome clapping, inventing dances,climbing into this high meadow.I am a spoiled parrot who eats only candy.I have no interest in bitter food.Some have been given harsh knowledge. Not I.Some are lame and jerking along.I am smooth and glidingly quick.Their road is full of washed-out placesand long inclines. Mine isroyally level, effortless.The huge Jerusalem mosque stands inside me,and women full of light.Laughter leaps out.It is the nature of the rose to laugh.It cannot help but laugh.

Some women don't care what you can do for them. They care about what you could make of them in the inside.

When men allow other people to ridicule, laugh and jeer at the truth, that cannot but bring sorrow to the heart of God

Greatness is achieved through kindness, compassion, and love.

The only real certainty is that if you get to live, you gotta die. Live life now.

The highway of grace will get you somewhere a whole lot faster then the freeway of spite.

The real fun of life is in laughing

I laugh with them because it is one of the worst things to be in a room full of people and not laughting when everybody else is.

If you're stressing over happiness, you're doing it wrong!

The struggles we endure today will be the ‘good old days’ we laugh about tomorrow.

Laugh and smile for no reason at all. Giggle grins are a magnet for happiness.

Moshe was an Israeli with an ear-slitting laugh. He used it in the same way as a madman uses a gun, spraying it around with bewildering randomness.

Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.

Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

If voting changed anything... I'd still laugh!

To make a child laugh, you don’t have to do something spectacular because they have already the ability to make themselves happy almost out of nothing!

I learned a long time ago that you have to be able to laugh no matter what. Otherwise you start weeping and never stop.

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

You need me to inspire you and remind you how wonderful you are. You need me to kiss you." He lowered his head and pressed his lips on her neck. "You need me to love you.""But more than that," he continued, "I need you. I need you to come home to. I need you to talk to and laugh with. I need you to love me back.

It takes maturity to be able to laugh like a child again.

Don’t lose the positive power to make right choices that will convert your tears into smiles.

That which is cool is driven by the soul.

The funny thing about money is that you can't take it with you, so don’t try to.

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.