Bob Hope Quotes

It you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work at it it's golf.

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.

I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?