Brian Regan Quotes

It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well.

That’s why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn’t going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours. First round. “Cat, K-A-T, I’m outta here.” Then as he passed you, “Ha! I know there’s 2 T’s.