Chris Rock Quotes

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?!

Men are as faithful as their options.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense