David C. Holley Quotes

Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.

There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball.

Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor.

Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly.