Douglas Jerrold Quotes

My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her like a banknote for two twenties.

The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

A strange volume of real life in the daily packet of the postman. Eternal love and instant payment!

Australia is so kind that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.