George Burns Quotes

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include myself.

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close together as possible.

In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that the rest is easy.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.