H.M. Ward Quotes

You are who you are. Deal with it.

That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He braked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.

You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells.

I felt like a trophy child, someone he had around to show off. It felt like it was more important that his daughter was perfect—but, I was his daughter and I was neither of those things. I worked hard to get my grades, and I tried so hard to meet his expectations, but I failed. Over and over again, I fell short. I didn't measure up. That feeling never faded.

I've tired so hard to stay away from you, buy your soul is so powerful. It can't be ignored. It calls to me. It's like trying to resist every lust you've ever suffered - all at once. I feel that every time I see you.

There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.

Don’t make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will.