J.L. McCoy Quotes

I’m not staying Archer, I can’t trust you not to hurt me again if it serves whatever purposes you decide to come up with that day. I want nothing more to do with you…with any of you. I’m done with vampires. You all have done nothing but bring me pain since I met you.

Um, she'll take your number if you're single

He kicked my ass, but he also treated me like a person and not just some girl.

I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby.

I'll just stay ten feet away from him at all times so I don't accidentally trip and fall and land lips first on his mouth.

What you feel for me, is it caused by your vampirism, or do you yourself feel that way? Because, I mean, I guess I AM, technically, like a walking hamburger. Who wouldn't want a free meal?" I asked tentatively.