Jeff Lindsay Quotes

Always marveling at how New Age pseudo-philosophy had taken over the Internet.

Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.

When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along.

Feeling - what authentic human fun!

It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems.

There are still very few laws against thinking, although I am sure they're working hard on that in Washington.

I am unlovable...I have tried to involve myself in other people, in relationships, and even - in my sillier moments - in love. But it doesn't work. Something in me is broken or missing and sooner or later the other person catches me Acting or one of Those Nights comes along.

This was just no fun. I wanted my brain back.

The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me.

I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff.

Me, feeling. What a concept.

Doakes had a first name! It was Albert - had anyone ever really called him that? Unthinkable. I had assumed his name was Sergeant.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

It was almost enough to make me feel emotion.

And as we should all know by now, anytime you predict failure you have an excellent chance of being right.

Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time.