John Scalzi Quotes

The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat

The problem with aging is not that it's one damn thing after another—it's every damn thing, all at once, all the time.

Trust your weapon, it is almost certainly smarter than you are. Remember this and you may yet live.

I'm going to go pee. If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.

Leon had attached himself to me in Chicago like a fat, brat-and-beer-filled tick; I was amazed that someone whose blood was clearly half pork grease had made it to age seventy-five.

She was my friend. Briefly, she was my lover. She was braver than I ever would have been in the moment of death. And I bet she was a hell of a shooting star.

When you're a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.

I do not mind when you tell me what you want and put that first instead of last.