Jon Stewart Quotes

As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language soon overtook physical gesturing as the primary means of communication for all human beings except Italians. (Earth (The Book), p. 36)

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.

Race is there. You're tire of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.