Josh Billings Quotes

Love looks through a telescope envy through a microscope.

To bring up a child in the way he should go travel that way yourself once in a while.

It ain't so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.

My advice to those who are about to begin in earnest the journey of life is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.

Don't mistake pleasures for happiness. They are a different breed of dog.

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist - it reduces him to his fighting weight.

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

the squeeky wheel gets the grease.