Laurie Notaro Quotes

Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.

Suddenly, however, the dastardly department of my personality presented two plans, one of which involved dynamite, mustache wax, some rope, and train tracks . . . which I rejected due to financial investment.

If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally and if something blocks one route, find another. Never give up.