Rita Rudner Quotes

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

Rita Rudner

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

Rita Rudner

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.

Rita Rudner

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Rita Rudner