Robert Clark Quotes

I think Amy Winehouse's decision not to go to rehab was a bad one. In fact, I think it was the worst idea since Dodi Al Fayed said to Princess Diana, "Ooh, look! A tunnel! Whack that seat belt off and let's have a fuck.

I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins...you should be shot in the head.

Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?