Seth Grahame-Smith Quotes

There are but two types of men who desire war: those who haven’t the slightest intention of fighting it themselves, and those who haven’t the slightest idea what it is. … Any man who has seen the face of death knows better than to seek him out a second time.

In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money). In the Terrorverse, it's a plot device used to kill teenagers.

Let us pray now for the future dead. Though we do not yet know their names, we know that there shall be far too many of them.

One: I am proud to say that my vampires do not sp

...seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.