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Irish
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British
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Writer
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Comedian
April 16, 1918
Irish
&
British
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Writer
&
Comedian
April 16, 1918
Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
Spike Milligan
Author? Author? Did you write these legs?''Yes."'Well, I don't like dem. I don't like 'em at all at all. I could ha' writted better legs meself.
Spike Milligan
Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why, thought Milligan, this very moment might be the happiest in me life. The very thought of it made him miserable.
Spike Milligan
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush
Spike Milligan
On the Ning Nang NongWhere the Cows go Bong!And the Monkeys all say Boo!Theres a Nang Nong NingWhere the trees go Ping!And the tea pots Jibber Jabber JooOn the Nong Ning NangAll the Mice go Clang!And you just cant catch em when they do!So its Ning Nang Nong!Cows go Bong!Nong Nang Ning!Trees go Ping!Nong Ning Nang!The mice go Clang!What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!
Spike Milligan