Tom Upton Quotes

You can’t believe in fate only when it sends you something you want, only when things turn out right. You have to accept what fate sends you or doesn’t send you, no matter whether or not you like it.

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.

UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!

Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.

I really should come with a warning label.

Your dad and I have been talking.”“You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer.

t"Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."