Will Rogers Quotes

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

AH I know is what I see in the papers.

There is nothing so stupid as an educated man if you get off the thing that he was educated in.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.

More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble it's what we know that ain't so.

If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.

If stupidity got us into this, why can't stupidity get us out?

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.