Dry Humor Quotes

Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among them. To put it bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses.