Aphorists Quotes

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.

One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you raising?’ are not identical in all cases: some men are not taking care of their own children, some are knowingly or unknowingly raising other men’s children, and some do not even know that they each have a child, another child, or other children.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.