Awkward Moments Quotes

because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told him, “Take your muffins to Boston and shut it, Terrance.” And then I hung up on him.

Dear God, he prayed irreverently, was her blouse even legal?

If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don’t just skulk around.

It's only awkward if it matters.

you’d think that silence would be peaceful. but really, it’s painful.